{"product_id":"well-shit-skeleton-graphic-tee","title":"“Well, Shit…” Skeleton Graphic Tee or Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHe had one job. 🎃😂 And now the pumpkin is floating away while he stands there questioning every decision that led him to this moment. If your general response to minor inconveniences is “well, shit,” I think we found your Halloween sweatshirt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eDTF on a Gildan charcoal short, long sleeve, or charcoal sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eKnox + Nell's current TAT is 7-10 business days. Our order processing runs on a Friday to Friday schedule, with your TAT starting the first Friday after your order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SweetPea \u0026 Sage Collective","offers":[{"title":"Short \/ Small","offer_id":55092376207639,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Short \/ Medium","offer_id":55092376240407,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Short \/ Large","offer_id":55092376273175,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Short \/ XL","offer_id":55092376305943,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Short \/ 2X","offer_id":55092376338711,"sku":null,"price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Short \/ 3X","offer_id":55092376371479,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long \/ Small","offer_id":55092376404247,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long \/ Medium","offer_id":55092376437015,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long \/ Large","offer_id":55092376469783,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long \/ XL","offer_id":55092376502551,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long \/ 2X","offer_id":55092376535319,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long \/ 3X","offer_id":55092376568087,"sku":null,"price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Small","offer_id":55092376600855,"sku":null,"price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Medium","offer_id":55092376633623,"sku":null,"price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Large","offer_id":55092376666391,"sku":null,"price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ XL","offer_id":55092376699159,"sku":null,"price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ 2X","offer_id":55092376731927,"sku":null,"price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ 3X","offer_id":55092376764695,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0853\/9337\/5511\/files\/WellShitSkeleton.jpg?v=1788277632","url":"https:\/\/73a4fb.myshopify.com\/products\/well-shit-skeleton-graphic-tee","provider":"SweetPea \u0026 Sage Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}